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Don't eat poop(sub-title) Don't eat poop(sub-title)

Rated 4 / 5 stars

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don't know about anyone else, BUT I FUCKING LOVED IT!


M2 responds:

Praise the lord! I thought i was the only one. I just felt that the children of the world should know what happens when you eat your own feces


"From my Room" "From my Room"

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The perfect Portal submission.

The animation was stunning. Every little movement was perfect! The audio you chose was perfect for this masterpiece. The girl's ghost (or whatever the fuck that thing was) was pretty freaky. Great work! This is my all time favorite Flash movie. I really hope to see more Flash from you.



College U ripoff College U ripoff

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Decent.

That was your average flash :)



bye bye kitty bye bye kitty

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

What the fuck?!

That SUCKED! How the fuck does it have a 2.29?! My movies suck but they are BETTER than this shit and at least I put more than 5 minutes into them! This is just more evidence of how easy it is becoming to get voted high on NG. All you did was draw a stupid kitty, put in a stupid japanese song, and made a stupid rock hit the stupid kitty! Why, I used to have an entry with good art, sound, violence, humor, and style! IT WAS CALLED BLOW UP THE KITTY! And it was BETTER than this peice of shit! You can at least click the cat and the cat made meows! And when the cat blew up, the guts went everywhere and the head plopped on the screen! DON'T ASK ME WHY THE FUCK IT WAS HATED AND THIS WAS LOVED! It got Underdog of the Week, and I was grateful for that, but THIS GOT REVIEW CREW PICK?! Come on! This deserves the FUCKING TURD OF THE WEEK!!! Goddammit. NG, what happened to you? Fuck you adam, and fuck everyone that voted this movie up.



Infantry Skirmish Infantry Skirmish

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very nice :)

This is a great first flash. I can tell you have some skill. Here's the background on my ratings: Graphics: Nice graphics. I like how the mechwarrior bot turns from side to front smoothly. Style: Well, I gave you 5 because this kind of movie isn't seen too much, but besides that, I took half off because you ripped the concept from Combat Instinct, Combat Instinct 2, and Mechwarrior. Sound: Goes perfect with the animation. Sounds professional. Violence: Good amount of blood and explosives, but you should add screams to liven it up a bit :) Interactivity: None Humor: Made me laugh a little out loud, which is hard for a portal movie to make make me do so. Like I said, you have talent. I hope to see more from you.

-Madex


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icantsleeep icantsleeep

Rated 5 / 5 stars

There is actually someone just like me!

Wow. One fucking word. Wow. A single fucking word. The fucking word is spelled W O W. Oh fuck. This fucking movie represents me. Oh fuck. I gave it a fucking 10 on everything. I don't give a fucking fuck if there was no violence. I will vote a fucking 5 on this fucking movie every single fucking day. Excuse me for fucking saying fuck too fucking much, but I can't fucking help it. Aw fuck it.


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all yor base r blong 2 us all yor base r blong 2 us

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This is TOO FUNNY! It should be removed! (j/k)

This is one of the few portal entries that actually made me laugh. Those pictures are SO FUNNY. I am still laughing right now just thinking about it. Is that some old english-translated japanese game? Please respond. THAT WAS THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! I GAVE IT A 5! IT BELONGS IN THE TOP 10!!!

-Alex


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My Fart Will Go On My Fart Will Go On

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Reasonable.

First of all, you should fix "deleted snece" (yes, you did spell it like that). The only reason I gave it Style points is because there are very few Titanic parodies on NG. The music was just taken off Napster or another program of the sort. Good humor and fantastic graphics. I think your rating can improve by at least .25 if you fix the spelling error and add a bit of interactivity.

-Alex



Berto, Don't Eat My Nacho Berto, Don't Eat My Nacho

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow... I'm amazed...

Your art is amazing! I also could not believe how the words were coordinated so sharply with his mouth. Oh, and this was so dumb, yet funny, that I almost busted a nut laughing. Ryan, you deserve a .com. Keep up the great work!

-Alex